hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

(via luciforeal)

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via cassjaytuck)

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid, via tinychatting)

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

(via userbar)

tacopop:

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

Team suck at everything and panic at every time school related

(via luciforeal)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via tinychatting)

planetjizz:

*points at an anime character* thats the love of my life *points at another anime character* thats the love of my life *points at 12 other anime characters* thats the love of m

(Source: officialnightwing, via jeanmarcoed-for-life)